Babyfoot Verses The Zombies

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via aaaclueless)

I downloaded an app called “MONSTER LOVES YOU!” And

I downloaded an app called “MONSTER LOVES YOU!” And

shaketheframeofthishouse:

grinningmoonlight:

krumcake:

Honestly, I’m really only interested in soulmate AUs with alternative plots.

I don’t really care about person A and person B who have each other’s names on their wrists and find each other and live happily ever after. I care about a culture where people don’t bother forming romantic relationships with anyone other than their soulmate, where they finally find their soulmate and realize they don’t know how to handle the ups and downs of a relationship.

I care about people who fall in love with someone who isn’t their soulmate and aren’t willing to leave.

I care about queer people who are outed by the names on their arms, about trans people who spend their whole lives worrying that their birth name will be on their soulmate’s arm, then sobbing in relief when it’s not.

I care about people in poly relationships and how that looks.

I care about asexual aromantic people who have a name anyway and wonder if they’re broken or if it’s the platonic soulmate they’ve always wanted.

I care about people who Google their soulmate and are disappointed by what they find. I care about the private detective agencies that rake in cash to help people find their soulmates. I care about the ways non-soulmate couples are discriminated against, from disapproving grandmas to insurance companies that won’t insure someone’s spouse unless they’re their soulmate. I care about teenagers who are devastated that their celebrity crush isn’t their soulmate and what happens when the media discovers a young, unknown person whose soulmate is hugely famous.

I care about the people who never meet their soulmates, whose soulmates died young, whose soulmates have another name on their arms.

I care about the ways that this is a broken system, how it fucks people up, how it doesn’t guarantee a happy ending and how people find their happy endings anyway.

GO

WRITE

THAT

BOOK

So… Uh… I wrote something.

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evilton:

Yeah, I’m as excited as anyone about Lindsay and Michael’s wedding. But I believe we’re forgetting the real question here:

Is Lindsay going to fight the Polish Army beforehand?

(via roostersdohaveteeth)

After I said yes […] you can hear Michael, he points to the food and he goes, “Eat your food.”

(Source: slomogar, via achievementhuntertardis)

sideoftheweepingangels:

-superman:

casualdorkpatrol:

seekhappynights:

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

important

PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT

LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE

(Source: heimas, via humoristics)